If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
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the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
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Shout out to the Nice Guys (tm) out there who need to see this.
(Source: emmajstones, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
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AND SWARKLES OMG GGOGMGOG
HOW WILL WE SURVIVE UNTIL SEASON 9
Pretty perfect reaction to HIMYM finale!
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can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
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\(•_•)
) )z
/ \you are the dancing queen
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) )z
/ \young and sweet
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) )z
/ \only seventeen
dancing queen
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<) )
/ \feel the beat
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~) )~
/ \of the tambourine
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) )-@*jingle*
/ \(Source: yeahaley, via aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear)
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(Source: iamabadcitizen, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
